Why Being Physically Fit is Not Important

December 22, 2010

Because having cancer, heart disease, type 2 diabetes, stroke, dementia and depression is totally cool
You have to die one day, why not speed up the process a little
There are some great nursing homes out there
Scientist are getting close to being able to clone humans
There is no pain that Oxycontin can't cure...oh except the pain of losing your job, kids and life...after becoming addicted to it
Because taking uppers to wake up and downers to go to sleep is cool. I mean that is what Elvis did...he died really early and stuff..but, hey, at least he was famous
Because weight loss surgery is totally safe...except for those few people who died but who's counting?
Because wine is an antioxidant and you drink 2 bottles every night
It is way more convenient to sit in front of the TV in your kid's basement 30 years from now and ring that little bell for help then to go to the gym today
You can take the money you save on gym shoes,yoga passes, clothes and memberships and pay your deductible and hospital bills
You can live without good health but you can't live without Twinkies, McDonald's and Doritos
Because sitting on your ass all day is healthy...just ask your boss..that is why he asked you to stay late right?
Because Ecstasy can beef up serotonin. At least until you can't be happy ever again. At least that is what your drug treatment therapist is saying.
Because if you loose your memory when you get older, you can just write everything on post it notes and put them on your mirror.
Heart surgery is really not as bad as they say
Muscle shirts are for losers