- It strengthens your heart allowing you to run swiftly from Jason
- It removes stiffness so other humans can tell the difference between you and the Zombies
- It makes you smart enough to know not to go to summer camp at Crystal Lake or ask for directions back at the big creepy old house you just passed
- It helps your balance so you do don't fall while running through the woods
- You learn breath retention which helps when you are hiding in the closest
- The deeper you can breathe; the better your scream
- To strengthen your knife throwing arm
- Because Svasana is great practice for playing dead
- It makes you extra bendy so you can hide in tight places
- You develop a high tolerance for pain and discomfort which helps during torture
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